too lazy for a proper recording so uh here have a raw unedited take (gets kinda loud at points so proceed w caution if ur wearing headphones!!!!)

also let’s ignore the vocal inaccuracies towards the end and instead focus on the fact that oNE OF MY ROOMMATES IS APPARENTLY HOME??? and i just sANG REALLY LOUDLY ABOUT MASTURBATING??????? F U C K

#1 in my ~*~shitty dorm covers~*~ series. Next to You by Ninja Sex Party!

(#2 will be posted here in like 3 minutes!! It sadly features 100% less dicks, but I hope you will enjoy it just the same.)